Fresh Jokes

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots. 

Banta: Yes it’s really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.” Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

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Funny SMS 3

SILENCEIs d best Answerfor all questionsSMILEIs d best Reactionin all situationsUnfortunatelyBOTH Never Help Inany EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

Two Wise Advises for Married PeoplesNever laugh at your wife's choices...(You are on of them...)Never be Prouf of Your Choices...(Your Wife is one of them...)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

boy: how do i play the guitar????girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|boy: am i so good??? :D :Ogirl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

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New Jocks

G!RLS & MATHS r The Two Most
Complicated Things In The World
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But . .
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MATHS, .
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Atleast, Has Logic.....}

What is the difference between falling
from 10th floor and 2nd floor..?
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From 10th floor..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
AAAAAA dhup.!!
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From 2nd floor.. Dhup..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
A!

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Santa Banta Jokes-VII

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dhund Raha Hun

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ...Banta - Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ... ??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha
Wrong Number

Salsman-WhichSoap U
Use?
Santa-BABA'S Soap,BABA'S Paste,BABA'S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA'S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Snta: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Santa:I Made My Son FoolBanta:how?
Santa:Last Night,He Stole All My Money And Spent It
Banta:But How U Fooled Him?
Santa: I Was Awoken But Didnt Stop Him!

Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed
"The Heart Of The Country"?
Santa : It
Beats,
Beats,
Beats.

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.

Santa Invested 2 LakhsIn A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green GrassBut,
Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???
Because,
Santa Is A Guy !!!

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Santa Banta Jokes-VI

Teacher: Tum Bade Ho Kr Kya Kroge?

Santa: Shadi. .

Teachr: Nahi, Mera Mtlab Kya Banoge?

Santa:"DADDY "

Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .

Banta Kia ?

Santa Bili . . .

Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .

Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha.

SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?

BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

,Jo Musibat

Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,

BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife.. Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Judge: Y U've Stolen Money 4m Dis Man?

Sardar: My Lord I've Nt Stolen Money. He Jst Gave It 2 Me

Judge: Whn He Gave U Money ?

Sardar: Whn I Showd Him Gun

Santa: I've Been Sending E-Mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well.

Santa: I've Been Sending E-Mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well

Santa Sharab Pikar

Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-

Aye Murkh

Me Tuje

SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye

Maharaj

Me Glas

Leke Ata Hu

Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ?Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

Santa Singh Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Answer The Telephone.

"Is This One One One One?"

Says The Voice.

Santa Said, "No, This Is Eleven Eleven."

"Are You Sure It Isn't One One One One?"

Again Santa Said, "No, This Is Eleven Eleven."

"Well, Wrong Number. Sorry To Have Got You Up On The Middle Of The Night." Santa Replied, "That's All Right, Mister.

I Had To Get Up To Answer The Telephone Anyway."

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Frnd:4th?

Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber

Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out

Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

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Santa Banta Jokes-V

In An African Safari,A LION Suddenly Bounced On Santa's Wife.
WIFE : Shoot Him! Shoot Him!
SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm Changing D Battery Of My Camera..

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back.

Santa's Army TestPappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata Nahi Sir
Mere Pass Sirf 10 Hi Ungli Hai.

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