Santa Banta Jokes-V

In An African Safari,A LION Suddenly Bounced On Santa's Wife.
WIFE : Shoot Him! Shoot Him!
SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm Changing D Battery Of My Camera..

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back.

Santa's Army TestPappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata Nahi Sir
Mere Pass Sirf 10 Hi Ungli Hai.

Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Sardar Ki Beti Hoi.Biwi: Suno Ji Jb Ye Bari Hogi Tou Larke Ise Tung Krn Ge.
Sardar: Me Ne Is Problem Ka Solution Dhondh Lia He Hm Iska Nam "BAJI" Rakhn Ge

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya BanogaSanta:Pilot
Tcher:Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y
Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach

Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin?Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha,
Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

Santa Platfrom K Side Leta ThaBanta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-To Beach Me Leto
Santa-Dar Lagta He...

SaNtA TUM Is OFFiCe Ma KUb SE KAM KR RAhE HO ?BaNtA : JUb SE BoSs NE MuJhE NOkRi SE NIkALnE KI DHAMkI DI HA

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