Santa Banta Jokes-VI

Teacher: Tum Bade Ho Kr Kya Kroge?

Santa: Shadi. .

Teachr: Nahi, Mera Mtlab Kya Banoge?

Santa:"DADDY "

Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .

Banta Kia ?

Santa Bili . . .

Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .

Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha.

SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?

BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

,Jo Musibat

Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,

BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife.. Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Judge: Y U've Stolen Money 4m Dis Man?

Sardar: My Lord I've Nt Stolen Money. He Jst Gave It 2 Me

Judge: Whn He Gave U Money ?

Sardar: Whn I Showd Him Gun

Santa: I've Been Sending E-Mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well.

Santa: I've Been Sending E-Mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well

Santa Sharab Pikar

Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-

Aye Murkh

Me Tuje

SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye

Maharaj

Me Glas

Leke Ata Hu

Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ?Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

Santa Singh Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Answer The Telephone.

"Is This One One One One?"

Says The Voice.

Santa Said, "No, This Is Eleven Eleven."

"Are You Sure It Isn't One One One One?"

Again Santa Said, "No, This Is Eleven Eleven."

"Well, Wrong Number. Sorry To Have Got You Up On The Middle Of The Night." Santa Replied, "That's All Right, Mister.

I Had To Get Up To Answer The Telephone Anyway."

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Frnd:4th?

Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber

Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out

Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

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