ओ पाजी कदी हंस भी लिया करो

डैड: बेटा, बताओ जान कहां से निकलती है ?

बेटा: खिड़की से.

डैड: वो कैसे ?

बेटा: कल दीदी एक लड़के से कह रही थी – “जान, खिड़की से निकल जाओ.”

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. everyone was clapping for me.”

Moral: Take everything positively

प्रश्नः आप एक पतली दुबली सुखक्ड, लोमडी को हथिनि कैसे बना सकते हैं ?

उत्तरः बस उससे शादी कर डालो !

Height Of A True Bad Luck.

A Guy And A Girl Met Last Time For Their Break-Up..

Girl’s Father Caught Them.

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Funny Short Jokes

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said,
''I haven't eaten anything in four days.''
She looked at him and said,
''I wish I had your willpower.''

A man inserted an ad in the classified: ''Wife wanted.''
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ''You can have mine.''

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): ''My wife's an angel!''
Second guy: ''You're lucky, mine's still alive.''

How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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My Selected Jokes

Once a 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab ..... the sardar reporter reports on TV ...... "We have just been informed that a 2 seater plane has crashed on a graveyard here and till now 150 bodies have been found out but we r under the impression that there may be more."

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it

Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I havekissed the father instead of his daughter.”

Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.

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Short Jokes

Teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".

Teacher: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Teacher: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
Santa: A piano.

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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