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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? 
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O 
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. 
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE : Here it is! 
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!  
TEACHER: Why are you late? 
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign? 
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  
Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!" 
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? 
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago. 
WILLY : Me!  
Teacher: What is a synonym?
Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!  
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!  



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