Just Joking

G!RLS & MATHS r The Two Most
Complicated Things In The World
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Atleast, Has Logic.....}

What is the difference between falling
from 10th floor and 2nd floor..?
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From 10th floor..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

AAAAAA dhup.!!

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From 2nd floor.. Dhup..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

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Boyfriend: May I Kiss U? Girlfriend : No.. 

Boyfriend : (Again) May I Kiss U?... 

Girlfriend : No No No 


Boyfriend : (Ghussey se) May I Kiss U..?

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Girlfriend: Kuttey Kameeny...Zabardasti Nahi Kar Sakta Kya..?..

Q: What's the difference between
biology and sociology?
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A: When the baby looks like his dad or  mom, then it is biology.

When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Teacher: Beta batao Parle G ke packet
pe jo green dot bana hai usaka matlab kya hai ????? .
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Baccha: mam isaka matlab Parle G online baithe hain

most touching lines said by a
true
lover to his love while breakup..!

"out of all your lies you said to me,



*I Love U*



was ma most favourit".

Teacher: Define Newton's Law. 

Sardar: Poora Nahi Aata, Aahkir Sy Yaad
Hy.

Teacher: Chalo Aahkir Sy Suna Do..

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Sardar: And This Is Called Newton's Law.

Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?

Nhi...

Husbnd ne pher poocha,.

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.Nahi...



Pher poocha,



Wife : Nahi Kaha na, Plz Ab Bhonkna Band Karo .

Kanjos: Lijiye Na Aur RASGULLE.....

Mehman: Nahi Shukria Main Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hoon. .
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Kanjos: Waise Liye To Aap Ne 7 Hain.... Lekin Khair Yahan Gin Kon Raha Hai..

Hsbnd Apni Wife Se: Kia Tum Kahin Ja Rahi Ho ?

Wife: ... Haan Khudkushi Karne Ja Rahi Hon..:@ 

Husband: To Itna Make up Q Kar Rahi Ho..? :s



Wife: Q k

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Kal K Akhbaar Mein Meri Photo Aaye Gi Na...

Pathan Goes for Interview. 
Manager To Pathan:-"Where is Abu Dabi?" 
Pathan:-"Wallah jis Qabristan Me Humara Ammi Dabi.

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Wahi Thoda Duri Pr Abbu Dabi..!!

A baby is born in Africa, what will be the color of his teeth?
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Dnt press ur mind... Babies are born without

JAMMU & KASHMIR police ka jalwa Bunda Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

Ultimate logic
Q: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Ans :Onion. How?


Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite

of

'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion..

Hit like if get.

when a girl loves a boy,
No one knows except the girl...
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And when a boy loves a girl

Everyone knows except the girl... ♥ ♥ ♥

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Pathan: shirt ke liye kapra dikhao
Salesman: plain main dikhaoon?
Pathan: nahin helicopter main dikha
beghairat, bas pathan dekha nahin ke
mazak shuru.

Tiger:
Ye saale DISCOVERY wale bahut
pareshan karte hein ! 
Monkey: Kya Hua.?
.... Tiger:

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arey koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain TIGER kam ho rahe hai :/.

Kisi se koi cheez maango toh aise maango jese tumhare baap ki thi
aur agar nahi mili toh bi kunsa tumhare baap ki thi

A Tiger Killed a Sardar. 
A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.
The tiger replied, ? Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha ?

Oye Inni Waddi Billi?

what an excuse..:
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teacher: homework kyun nai kiya.??
Student: light nai thi...

teacher: toh mombatti jala lete..

student: teacher,maachis nai tha..

teacher: kyun??

student: puja ghar main rakhi thi

maachis.

teacher: toh le aate..

student: nahaya nai tha..

teacher: nahaya kyun nai tha???

student: pani nai tha.

teacher: arey ab pani kyun nai tha.??

student: motor nahi chal rahi thi..

teacher: huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua kamine.??????

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student: haram khor kitne bar bolu light nai thi...

MUNNA BHAI : CIRCIT Ye Doctor
Operation k Samay
Patient ko Behosh Kyo karte
Hai?
CIRCIT: Bhai Bole To Agar

Patient Operation Seekh Gaya

To Doctor ki WATT lag jayege.... ..

Accident k baad driver ghusse mein:
Meine car ki head Lights on kr k bataya
tha k pehle muje nikel jane do...

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Sardar: mene b to wiper chala kr bataya

tha k

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A Sweet demand by a kid.

A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
 Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own....

Baap: Beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me
fail hona
likha tha ....ho gye 
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati..

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye..
Boy-Mujhe??
SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya
jata hai!

Usmain se 5 mujhe diye to tere

paas kitne bache?

 Boy-20!

SIR- Kaise?

 Boy- samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..........

Girl- Doctor Meri Skin Bahut Soft And Sensitive
hai Aur Rang Bhi Gora hai. Main Sone Se Pehle Kya Lagau??
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Doctor: Darwaze ki "KUNDI"

Maa mein KBC se bol raha
hun.

Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai?

Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.



Banta:1000 Rupess ka.



Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke

liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi..

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha 

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?
Admi:

Inhen school chorne ja rha hon

Pthan:

Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar haI.

Makan Malik:- 700Rs. Kiraya
Hoga. 
Kirayedar:- Thik Hai, lekin Apke
Makan Me to Chuhey Nachte
Hain,

MALIK: To Saale 700 Me Kya

SHiLLA Nachegi...

Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke
"Khaana khaaye kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai
na. phir kyu maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha

Santa ki wife margai
Dost usko chup karane k
bad-tuje kuch chahiye? Santa-jaldi laptop le aa
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Dost-Q? 
Santa-facebok pe status chnge

kark single krna hai.

Chor Aya Tijori P Likha
Tha-
Todne ki jarurt
Ni,ButtonDabao
Khul Jyegi

Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi

Chor- dhut sala...Aj Mera Insaniyt p se vishwas uth Gya!!!

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan
do, pataa chalegaa

Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh

kaun hai?

Teacher: pata nahi.

Student: apni beti ki taraf

dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.

Husband to wife:- Tumhare Daddy ki mazak karne
ki aadat gayi nahi. 
Wife:-Kya
hua?

Husband:-Aaj phirse

pucha,

"Meri beti se

shadi karke khush ho na..!"

Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,utha utha k mara
Mar kha ke santa utha, 
Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu……

Boy: Mujhe 1 Bottle Blood Dedo. 
Nurse:
Blood Group Bolo. 
Boy:
Koi Bhi Chalega. 

Nurse:

Kaise Chalega?

Boy: Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of
talking in sleep! wat shud i giv
him to cure? 
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake :-)....}}

1 student koleg mai admision
lene geyaa
test lene wale ne kaha: 
mai
tum se ik mushkil sawal pocho
ya 10 asan sawal??

student: 1 ... mushkil sawal

teacher: batau din pehle ata hyn ya raat???

student: din...

teacher: wo kaise???

student:

excuse meee ye ap ne

dosra sawal pocha hy :)))

nteligent :))))

Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks
for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
 Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...