Positive Thinking SMS

Positive thinking is like you are standing on the middle of the road and suddenly a crow beats on your head but you remain calm and thanks to God that cows don’t fly.

I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.

A lifetime inspiring thought…."Always try your best to get whatever you like, otherwise, you will be forced to like whatever you get".

When you are happy, you enjoy the music and when you are sad, you understand lyrics.

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Good Morning SMS

knock! Knock!

May I come into Ur world?

I bring no flowers,no cakes.

But wishes to keep U fresh,

Prayer to keep U healthy,

And love to keep U smiling.

Good Morning.

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,

kitna soyega uth ja yaar,

up above the world so high,

Sun has risen in the sky,

uth ke jaldi pele chai,

then call me and say hi?

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Good Morning SMS

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,

Either Cloudy or Sunny.

It stands for Hope,

giving us another start of what we call Life.

Have a Good Morning & Day!

Smile increases value of face, Anger spoils beauty of soul, Faith is force of life, Confidence is companion of success, So keep smiling. Good Morning !

Pyari Si,

Pehli Morning Me,

Thandi Thndi,

Hawao Me,

Pyari Si,

Roshni Me,

Pyar Bhri,

Duaon K Sath,

Sabse Pahle,

ApKo Pyari si,

Good Morning.

Wrap a rainbow of joy in your heart,

Let the sun paint a smile on your face,

Remove all clouds of doubt & fear

And receive god’s gift of life.

Good Morning!

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Good Morning SMS

suraj ke bina subah nhi hoti,

chand ke bina raat nhi hoti,

Badal ke bina barsat nhi hoti,

apki yaas ke bina din ki suruat nhi hoti...

Good Morning...

Good Morning

Lo Chay Piyo

;;; ;;;

C(“”) C(“”)

“”"‘ “”"‘

Cup Aur Plate Dho Ke Wapas Karna

Kal Fir Pilayenge.

Good Morning..

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Funny SMS Jokes about Exams

Fact of the day… . . .80 percent of the exam is always based on one lecture that You missed and one topic that You didn't prepare.

Studying is two types.One is Hard Subject which Can not be studied and other is easy subject that doesn't need to be studied.

I cried when I failed in two subjects but I smiled when I came to know my friend failed in five subjects.

Amazing Policy of Students......One week before the examination we refer......Forgive author......One day before examination.....local author.....and finally on the day of examination...'We are the authors'.

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Funny SMS Jokes about Exams

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

Last two days before examinatio.....

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA.....

Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!

Four things boys do in the Exam Hall :

1. Counting the teachers in their row

2. Counting the fans & tubelights

3. Eating their pen

4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.

4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. And Just Write....

Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

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ओ पाजी कदी हंस भी लिया करो

An old doctor and his nurse were on a train, going to a medical conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow. "I wonder what's the matter with him?" asked the nurse. The old doc says, "He's a patient of mine and, in confidence, I can tell you that he suffers badly from hemorrhoids." "Well, why he's scratching his elbow?" asked the puzzled nurse. "Because," the old doctor said, "he's a politician, and he doesn't know his you-know-what from his elbow."

जीतो: खिड़की में पर्दा लगवा दो! नया पड़ोसी मुझे देखने की कोशिश करता है!

संता: एक बार ठीक से देख लेने दे, वो खुद पर्दा लगवा लेगा!

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

बॉस ग़ुस्से में: तुमने कभी उल्लू देखा है?

कर्मचारी (सर झुकाते हुए): नहीं सर .

बॉस: नीचे क्या देख रहे हो ? मेरी तरफ देखो.

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ओ पाजी कदी हंस भी लिया करो

संता रो रहा था! बंता: तुम क्यों रो रहे हो?

संता: मेरी मुर्गी मर गई है!

बंता: इतना तो मैं अपने बाप के मरने पर भी नहीं रोया था!

संता: तुम्हारा बाप कौनसा अंडे देता था!

Husband asks: "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:

W ithout

I nformation

F ighting

E very-time

Wife replies:

" No,......

It means:

W ith

I diot

F or

E ver !!!"

एक बार तीन पागलोँ को कहीँ से तीन बम मिल गये।पहला पागल-चलो इन्हेँ पुलिस के हवाले कर देते हैँ। दुसरा पागल-अगर रास्ते मेँ एक फट गया तो। पहला पागल-तो कह देँगे कि दो ही मिले थे।

On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

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ओ पाजी कदी हंस भी लिया करो

डैड: बेटा, बताओ जान कहां से निकलती है ?

बेटा: खिड़की से.

डैड: वो कैसे ?

बेटा: कल दीदी एक लड़के से कह रही थी – “जान, खिड़की से निकल जाओ.”

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. everyone was clapping for me.”

Moral: Take everything positively

प्रश्नः आप एक पतली दुबली सुखक्ड, लोमडी को हथिनि कैसे बना सकते हैं ?

उत्तरः बस उससे शादी कर डालो !

Height Of A True Bad Luck.

A Guy And A Girl Met Last Time For Their Break-Up..

Girl’s Father Caught Them.

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Just Motivational SMS

Negative Thinking Is As Important As Creative Thinking because If Creative Thinking Invents Airplane then Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.

A beautiful world can only be seen through The eyes of a happy Heart...May you always have a Happy Heart to See the beauty that God Made especially for You.

10 Marvelous Quotations.

1. I am a great believer in luck, and i find that the harder i work, the more i have of it!

2. Whenever you fall, pick something up!

3. No one can climb the ladder of success, with both hands in the pocket!

4. I am a slow walker but i never walked back!

5. Tough times never last, but tough people do!

6. A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins!

7. Not failure, but low aim is a crime!

8. Your aspirations are your possibilities!

9. The highest result of education is tolerance!

10. Control your destiny or somebody else will.

"The duck looks smooth & calm on top of water, but, under that there is restless pedaling. Nothing is worth without struggle in real life"

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Funny Holi SMS

Dekho Ji.!

Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!

Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,

Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega

WISH U VERY

....HAPPY HOLI....

Tyohar Apni Jagah he,

aur Bill Apni Jagah.

SAMJHE

Aapke life mein mithaas ho 'Cadbury' jaise

Rounak ho 'Asian Paints' jaise

Mehak ho 'Axe' jaise

Tazgi ho 'Colgate' jaise

Aur tension-free rahe

'Huggies' jaise!

"Happy Holi!"

आपने दिल का हाल बताना छोड़ दिया,

हमने भी गहराई में जाना छोड़ दिया.

होली से पहले ही आपने

सुबह नहाना छोड़ दिया?

Me janha janha jata hoon,

Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,

are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,

Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai,

Holi Mubarak!

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Short Inspiring Lines

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case, they're nothing.

You never fail until you stop trying.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Death is not the greatest loss in life, The greatest loss is What dies in you when you are alive.

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do.

A man can't be too carefully in the choice of his enemies.

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'

We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

The key to success is to focus our conscious mind on things we desire not things we fear

Envisioning success brings you an inspiring image, but bringing that image to life requires action.

I love inspiring people, and if I can make a difference in one person's life, then that's success for me!

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle

The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.

Before you can work smart you must work hard.

Some people dream of great accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.

If you want to manage somebody, manage yourself. Do that well and you’ll be ready to stop managing. And start leading.

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Family SMS - 3

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Sardar’s girl friend asks him: “Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

Banta Sing to his wife: "You get marry with Santa after my death, 
Wife: "But why? He is our no 1 enemy."
Banta: "This is only way to take revenge with santa sing."

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.

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Family SMS - 2

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

My cousin went into our local video shop again and asked "I want to take out Batman Forever". 
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday". 

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie!!
He decided to test it at dinner with his son....
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hrs 
SON: at school (robot slaps son)
SON: okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: which one?
SON: desi boyz....(robot slaps son)
SON: okay, i was watching porn!
DAD: what? Whn I was ur age I dnt know even wht porn was? (robot slaps dad)
MOM: hahahaha:- After all he is ur son!!!! ROBOT SLAPS MOM........

Father: Alright son what have you learned from the show? 
Son: Well, dad it shows that if you drink alcohol you won’t get ring worms.

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Family SMS

Family faces are magical mirrors
Looking at the people who belong to us, 
We see the past, the present and the future

It doesn’t matter where you go in life..
What you do or how much you have..
Its WHO you have beside you !!
That’s what matters the most !!

A reality of life

Everyone is ready to help you. . .
But when you need help. . .
Everyone is ready to advice you. . . !!

Always speak the truth to your parents
and
Run away immediately after speaking it.

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Teacher Student Jokes-7

Teacher: Where does God live? 
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. 
Teacher: Why do you say that? 
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'  

Teacher: "Anoop, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?"
Anoop: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"  

A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no pencil.” 
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have all the pencils gone?” 

Teacher to girl: “Why are you late?”
Girl: “I started late from home”.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you start early?”
Girl: “By the time I woke up, it was too late to start early” 

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Teacher Student Jokes-6

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said, 
I hope you will do the same in the next exam.' 
Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.  

Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times? 
Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.  

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C. 
Prove this method with example. 
Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter, 
Thats all mis  

Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? 
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.  

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Teacher Student Jokes-5

Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Ramu: Your name on this report card. 

After answering correct, the teacher said, 'Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years'. 
Smith: I answered correct today.  

Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose? 
Student: Money. 
Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money? 
Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why 

Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation? 
Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.  

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Teacher Student Jokes-4

The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a 

loan, how many pounds would you still have?". 

"Twenty" came the reply. 
"How so?" enquired the teacher. 

"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to". 

Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !"
Ramu: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Ramu: "She's a woman". 

Ramu: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
Shamu: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". 

Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get? 
Student: A new video game.  

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Teacher Student Jokes-3

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students' 

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher". 

The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date. 

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