Funny Short Jokes

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said,
''I haven't eaten anything in four days.''
She looked at him and said,
''I wish I had your willpower.''

A man inserted an ad in the classified: ''Wife wanted.''
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ''You can have mine.''

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): ''My wife's an angel!''
Second guy: ''You're lucky, mine's still alive.''

How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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Short Funny Jokes

Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki seapni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aurwo zor se chilaya
“Mere liye mat banana…”

1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai

Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi

Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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