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Jock : I'm sorry to hear your factory was burnt down. What did you manufactures?

Dick : Fire extinguishers.

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha

Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha kuch feel ker rahe ho?

Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary

position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

Bob: Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb, “A barking dog never bites.”

Rich: Yes, you know the proverb, and I know the proverb, but does your dog know the proverb?

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Teacher - " Can anybody give an example of coincidence?"
Student - "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Santa - "I got married, because i was tired of cooking and washing clothes"
Banta - "But , i got divorce for the same reason"

Mulla Nasrudin went to a church with his illiterate wife.
There was a small board on the door.
"What is written on the board?" -
asked the wife of Mulla Nasruddin.
"THIS IS THE HOUSE OF GOD - THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN” -
Mulla replied and tried to open the door , but found it locked.
He turned to his wife and said -
"In other words they have written - GO TO HELL!!!".

A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't u go and try to start anything!"

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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi……… Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jai mata di.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar - No sir, only small Babies!!!

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santa ji, plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar. I'll get up when he comes.

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New Jokes

Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Oh Noooooooooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Sante ne Apni Biwi ko Dost k sath ghumte hoye dekh kr Dost ko goli mar di biwi boli "Apne Gusse pe kabu rakho Varna 1din sare Dosto se Hath dho bethoge".

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 lottery ticket to le le"

Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Aaj Serious Hai Bhai.....so plz......
Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..

Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya.
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
anta-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye.

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SMS Jokes

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

Santa - I gave a moving performance in singing.Banta: what do you mean by moving performance?Santa: everyone moved out of theater.

Wife: what will you give to me if i’ll climb mount Everest successfully?Husband: gentle push!

One day santa’s girlfriend asks him, darling; at our engagement will you give me a ring? santa:ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

Banta: marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: birla cement. banta: kyon?Santa: kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

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Fresh Jokes 2013

Teacher : Pappu tell me a story with Moral.Pappu : Maine usko phone kiya .... wo so rahi thi....phir usne mujhe phone kiya to main so raha tha...Moral : Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

Wife to Husband :'Tell Me How Beutiful am I'Husband : 'Too Much Darling...'Wife : ' Tell me How Much...'Husband :' Too Much Darling...'Wife: ' Clearly tell me how much...'Husband:'You are so beautiful that I want one more wife just like you !!'

Ek Pagal Aaine me khud ko dekhkar sochne laga 'isko kahin dekha hai.......kafi der sochane ke baad wo achanak chillaya :'Abe Sala Ye To Wo Hi Hai Jo Us Din Mere Sath Baal Katwa raha Tha... ' 

Teacher to Student : A...B...C...D sunao.Student : A...B....C...DTeacher : aur suno...Student: aur to sab theek thaak hai, upar wale ki daya hai... aap sunaiye sab khairiyat.

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Just Clean Jokes

Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: "Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

Wife: Look at dat drunker

Husband: Who is He?

Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me and I rejected him

Husband: Oh My God, he is still celebrating :)

स्कूल से अपने बेटे पप्पू के काफी सारे प्रेम प्रसंगों और बुरी आदतों की शिकायतें आने के बाद एक दिन संता उसे बुलाया और कहा।

संता: बेटा मुझे समझ नहीं आ रहा तुम्हे कैसे कहूं पर मुझे लगता की वह वक्त आ गया है जब हम दोनों स्त्री-पुरुष संबंधों के बारे में आपस में खुल कर बातचीत करें।

संता की बात सुन पप्पू तपाक से बोला, "अरे पापा शर्माइये नहीं बताइए ना आप क्या जानना चाहते हैं"?

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,

Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,

Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,

Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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