Family SMS - 3

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Sardar’s girl friend asks him: “Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

Banta Sing to his wife: "You get marry with Santa after my death, 
Wife: "But why? He is our no 1 enemy."
Banta: "This is only way to take revenge with santa sing."

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.

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Family SMS - 2

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

My cousin went into our local video shop again and asked "I want to take out Batman Forever". 
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday". 

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie!!
He decided to test it at dinner with his son....
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hrs 
SON: at school (robot slaps son)
SON: okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: which one?
SON: desi boyz....(robot slaps son)
SON: okay, i was watching porn!
DAD: what? Whn I was ur age I dnt know even wht porn was? (robot slaps dad)
MOM: hahahaha:- After all he is ur son!!!! ROBOT SLAPS MOM........

Father: Alright son what have you learned from the show? 
Son: Well, dad it shows that if you drink alcohol you won’t get ring worms.

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Family SMS

Family faces are magical mirrors
Looking at the people who belong to us, 
We see the past, the present and the future

It doesn’t matter where you go in life..
What you do or how much you have..
Its WHO you have beside you !!
That’s what matters the most !!

A reality of life

Everyone is ready to help you. . .
But when you need help. . .
Everyone is ready to advice you. . . !!

Always speak the truth to your parents
and
Run away immediately after speaking it.

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