Cool SMS-5

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

Our parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes our house too.

If u want 2 b happy 4a short time 
GET DRUNK..! 
If u want 2 b happy 4a long time 
FALL IN LOVE..! 
Bt if u want 2b happy 4ver, 
DON't EVEN THINK of these two!

Collateral benefit of the iPad: Husband & wife no longer block each other`s faces while reading newspapers.

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Cool SMS-4

Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice, shame on me.Fool me eight times, you're probably a woman.

Deve Gowda would be very happy to hear about this Right to Sleep. No? As and when he wakes up and finds out about it.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate & the third is routine.

Funny Fact :
If it's ur birthday in november, then u know ur parents really enjoyed... "The valentine's day"

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Cool SMS-3

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

If drama was a city, honey, you'd be the mayor.

A rupee is easy 2 earn...but a smile is hard 2 find...rupee loses its value...smile increases its worth..i lost a rupee when i sms u...but who cares! i won ur smile...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, 'What is this, a joke?'

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Cool SMS-2

What's the difference between wife n neighbour's wife? 
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Olny once in your life
u meet someone with whom
u can spend ur time
u can share ur happiness
n sorrows.
Till then enjoy with the wrong one!

Q. What will happen if Brooke shield marries james bond? 
A. She will become BrookE BOND.

A candle may melt
And its fire may die,
But the love you have given me
Will always stay as a flame in my heart.

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Cool SMS-1

Friends are like fishes
You have to sit patiently for a long time 
To catch a nice one
Just like I caught you
Better stay nice or I’ll fry you.

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

Top 10 sardarji inventions............ 
1) The water-proof towel 
2) Solar powered torch 
3) Submarine revolving door 
4) A book on how to read 
5) Inflatable dart board 
6) A dictionary index 
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 
8) Powdered water 
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair 
10) Water-proof tea bag

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