Taja Jockes-Fresh Jockes

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"

The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"Johnny: "Nothing, sir."Principal: "Exactly!"

A: Why are you late?B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar Note.A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?B: No, I was standing on it.

A: I have the perfect son.B: Does he smoke?A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he drink whiskey?A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he ever come home late?A: No, he doesn't.B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

A student is talking to his teacher.Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"Teacher:" Of course not."Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

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Fresh Jokes

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots. 

Banta: Yes it’s really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.” Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

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