Jokes For Girlfriend

Girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?

boy: I Don’t really Know but I know

when I see you I totally forget the Moon

and when I see the Moon I remember You

A Boy texts a girl

Boy: Hey!

Girl: Hi! What u doing?

Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: Aww How cute!

Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!

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Jokes For Girlfriend

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,

but

not each others phones..!!

Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do!

but the problem is that

Sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don’t

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Jokes For Girlfriend

Girlfriend - McDONLD chale? 

BoyFriend - Spelling bol fir jayenge. 

Gf-1 kam kar KFC chalte hain. 

BF-KFC ka Full form bol. 

Gf-Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de..

Wen A Girl Cries For A Guy,

It Means She Really Misses Him.

But Wen A Guy Cries For A Girl,

It Means No 1 Can Love That Girl More Than Him !!

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Jokes For Girlfriend

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best Girl: All da best to u too But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed Moral: Only boys wish with true heart..

A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship.

"You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."

"Why, because you miss me?"

"No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

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Jokes For Girlfriend

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend: "I have just had a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of my leg at the top."

Her boyfriend gets his head between her legs and puts his ear to the tattoo and listens to the sea. "That's brilliant," he said "you can also smell the fish market!"

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Jokes For Girlfriend

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.

Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.

Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

Boy: I Love You

Girl: Shut Up You

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can't Live Without You

Girl: Shut Up Boy:I Will Marry You

Girl: Really?

Boy: Shut Up

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