ओ पाजी कदी हंस भी लिया करो

An old doctor and his nurse were on a train, going to a medical conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow. "I wonder what's the matter with him?" asked the nurse. The old doc says, "He's a patient of mine and, in confidence, I can tell you that he suffers badly from hemorrhoids." "Well, why he's scratching his elbow?" asked the puzzled nurse. "Because," the old doctor said, "he's a politician, and he doesn't know his you-know-what from his elbow."

जीतो: खिड़की में पर्दा लगवा दो! नया पड़ोसी मुझे देखने की कोशिश करता है!

संता: एक बार ठीक से देख लेने दे, वो खुद पर्दा लगवा लेगा!

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

बॉस ग़ुस्से में: तुमने कभी उल्लू देखा है?

कर्मचारी (सर झुकाते हुए): नहीं सर .

बॉस: नीचे क्या देख रहे हो ? मेरी तरफ देखो.

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ओ पाजी कदी हंस भी लिया करो

संता रो रहा था! बंता: तुम क्यों रो रहे हो?

संता: मेरी मुर्गी मर गई है!

बंता: इतना तो मैं अपने बाप के मरने पर भी नहीं रोया था!

संता: तुम्हारा बाप कौनसा अंडे देता था!

Husband asks: "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:

W ithout

I nformation

F ighting

E very-time

Wife replies:

" No,......

It means:

W ith

I diot

F or

E ver !!!"

एक बार तीन पागलोँ को कहीँ से तीन बम मिल गये।पहला पागल-चलो इन्हेँ पुलिस के हवाले कर देते हैँ। दुसरा पागल-अगर रास्ते मेँ एक फट गया तो। पहला पागल-तो कह देँगे कि दो ही मिले थे।

On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

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