A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said,
''I haven't eaten anything in four days.''
She looked at him and said,
''I wish I had your willpower.''
A man inserted an ad in the classified: ''Wife wanted.''
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ''You can have mine.''
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
First guy (proudly): ''My wife's an angel!''
Second guy: ''You're lucky, mine's still alive.''
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