My Selected Jokes

Once a 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab ..... the sardar reporter reports on TV ...... "We have just been informed that a 2 seater plane has crashed on a graveyard here and till now 150 bodies have been found out but we r under the impression that there may be more."

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it

Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I havekissed the father instead of his daughter.”

Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.

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