Stupid Jokes

MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...!
ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...!
PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...!
COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...!
Class Over!

My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces

A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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