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Jock : I'm sorry to hear your factory was burnt down. What did you manufactures?

Dick : Fire extinguishers.

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha

Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha kuch feel ker rahe ho?

Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary

position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

Bob: Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb, “A barking dog never bites.”

Rich: Yes, you know the proverb, and I know the proverb, but does your dog know the proverb?

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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi……… Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jai mata di.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar - No sir, only small Babies!!!

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santa ji, plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar. I'll get up when he comes.

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Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Oh Noooooooooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Sante ne Apni Biwi ko Dost k sath ghumte hoye dekh kr Dost ko goli mar di biwi boli "Apne Gusse pe kabu rakho Varna 1din sare Dosto se Hath dho bethoge".

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 lottery ticket to le le"

Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Aaj Serious Hai Bhai.....so plz......
Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..

Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya.
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
anta-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye.

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