Smart Jokes

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE: Here it is! 

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: George!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE: Here it is! 

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: George!

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Jock : I'm sorry to hear your factory was burnt down. What did you manufactures?

Dick : Fire extinguishers.

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha

Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha kuch feel ker rahe ho?

Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary

position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

Bob: Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb, “A barking dog never bites.”

Rich: Yes, you know the proverb, and I know the proverb, but does your dog know the proverb?

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Teacher Student Jokes-7

Teacher: Where does God live? 
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. 
Teacher: Why do you say that? 
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'  

Teacher: "Anoop, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?"
Anoop: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"  

A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no pencil.” 
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have all the pencils gone?” 

Teacher to girl: “Why are you late?”
Girl: “I started late from home”.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you start early?”
Girl: “By the time I woke up, it was too late to start early” 

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Teacher Student Jokes-6

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said, 
I hope you will do the same in the next exam.' 
Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.  

Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times? 
Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.  

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C. 
Prove this method with example. 
Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter, 
Thats all mis  

Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? 
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.  

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Teacher Student Jokes-5

Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Ramu: Your name on this report card. 

After answering correct, the teacher said, 'Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years'. 
Smith: I answered correct today.  

Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose? 
Student: Money. 
Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money? 
Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why 

Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation? 
Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.  

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Teacher Student Jokes-4

The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a 

loan, how many pounds would you still have?". 

"Twenty" came the reply. 
"How so?" enquired the teacher. 

"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to". 

Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !"
Ramu: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Ramu: "She's a woman". 

Ramu: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
Shamu: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". 

Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get? 
Student: A new video game.  

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Teacher Student Jokes-3

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students' 

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher". 

The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date. 

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Teacher Student Jokes-2

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.  

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Student: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!" 

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. 
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.  

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. 

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Teacher Student Jokes-1

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? 
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O 

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. 

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE : Here it is! 
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!  

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