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A girl died n went to heaven. . God was surprised to see her heart was still beating. . God asked her, how come. . The girl replied, i'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart . . ...Girl was sent to 'hell' for "over acting

Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Bubbli got caugt on dateon Independance dayMajor Rohail-What is this?Bubbli-Dad today is freedom day,so let me do what I want

Pay My Regards To Ur FatherWho Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,What A Stamina He Has Got..I Salute Ur Father:p

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:"Me sick, no work"Boss SMS back:"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"



If You're Wife Kisses YouEvery Time You Come Late ..Remember ,Its Not AffectionIts Inspection OfBEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !Be Careful ..!!

Girlzzzzzzzzzzzz a gud newzzz for u
If u wanna remove that pimple out of your face.....
Try Adobe photoshop....! lolzzz ....

Most men tie the watch in their left handAnd most women tie the watch in their right handDo you know why?To see the time.

SANTA went to courtJUDGE:"Order ! Order !"SANTA:"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"JUDGE:"Shut Up !"SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

A Lot Of People Have BeenSaying "Twilight" Is PopularBecause Teens Can Relate To It.ButConfusion Is ThatWho The Hell Would Love ToDate A Vampire & Making AWerewolf Their Best Friend 

Not Even 2012,Paranormal Activity,Bombs,Guns,Terrorist,Are As Scary As3 Missed Calls From YourGirlfriend ...

Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

You Know ThatLittle Blue Button That Says:"Share"?Well Some Of You Need ToPretend It Is There...Thanks :)Go Share This...

As per researchA man speaks 25,000 words daily&A woman speaks 30,000Problem starts when husband comes homefrom office after consuming his 25,000 words&wife starts her 30,000..

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Not Even 2012,Paranormal Activity,Bombs,Guns,Terrorist,Are As Scary As3 Missed Calls From YourGirlfriend ...

Women Have An AmazingGift 0f Making You Feel--Wrong For Being Right ...

I Think Facebook Should HaveSome Realistic Relationship 0ptions...1. 'Happily Single'2. 'Frantically Looking'3. 'Inconveniently Attached'4. "Unhappily Double"5. 'Stressfully Committed'

I m Not Saying ,You Are STUPID ...I m Just SayingYou Have Got The Bad LuckWhen It Comes To Thinking ...

The MIDDLE FINGERSpeaks For Itself,ButSome People Aren't EvenWorth The Little Bit OfEnergy It Takes To Raise It. . .

I Like Going To Funerals AndWalk Up To The Person CryingThe Most And Whisper:-
-"I Made It Look Like AnAccident. . . Who Do I Collect MyPayment From...?"

Wife comes home late at nightand quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanketshe sees four legs instead of two!She reaches for a baseball batand starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.As she enters,she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s"hi darling", he says,"your parents have come to visit us,so I let them stay in our bedroom.Hope you have said hello to them.
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