April Fool SMS-1

When March goes on forever, And Aprils twice as long, Who gives a damn if spring has come, As long as winters gone.

1st April ko logo ko murkh banane k 5 tarike..
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Ye pahela tha..
Happy all fools day..

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold Ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.

Fact1: U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue... 
Fact2: After reading dis, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

U r one of d CUTEST persons in this world!! 
Just a second, don't misunderstand me. 
CUTE means: 
Creating 
Useless 
Troubles 
Everywhere..

Watch ND TV news hurry!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Srilankan Players got caught in drug test!
Stupid April fool!

April fool day means making fool to all as well as own self.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

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