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Biwi:- shohar se aaj aap office se jaldi kaise aagaye 
Shohar:- achank mere boss ko gussa aagaya aur woh bola jahanum main jao main forun utha aur tumhare pass aagaya 
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around
& no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. 
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 
Wife : Why are U so lazy 
Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. 
Wife : Why 
Husband : I was with you in my dream! 
Wife: Sunoji Doctor ne koi hill-station jaane k liye kaha.Hum kaha jayenge. 
Husband:Dusre doctor ke pass. 
Husband wife se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi?
Abi parso hi to..wife chilla kar boli: Kya kaha!! Kya parso? Bolo …Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso?
Husband: Kuch nai, main bas ye keh rha tha ke parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi, aaj 2 le aati. 
WIFE : Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai Ke Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota 
HUSBAND : Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.!
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. 
Husband: raat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife: Kaun si movie thi 
Husband: Apni shadi ki. 
Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband: "I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"
Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..." 


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