Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Aaj Serious Hai Bhai.....so plz......
Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..

Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya.
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
anta-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye.

Teacher:What is the difference between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
Banta:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta

What was GOD's First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho...
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!

Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class.

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