Just Joking

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi……… Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jai mata di.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar - No sir, only small Babies!!!

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santa ji, plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar. I'll get up when he comes.

Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter: French or spanish ?
Santa: Jera marji le aa, Main kehra galan karniya ne...

Sardar was travling in train,
A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup...
Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD…!"

Sardar orders for pizza.
Waiter: Sir, should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde yaar, 8 khaye nahi jayenge.

Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am Sardar,
This is my Sardarni,
He is my Kid &
She is my kidney.

Two sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing.. Now, the examiner will think that we both copied.