Smart Jokes

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE: Here it is! 

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: George!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE: Here it is! 

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: George!

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? 
STUDENT: Seven. 

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? 

STUDENT: Nine. 

TEACHER: That's impossible. 

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? 
STUDENT: Seven. 

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? 

STUDENT: Nine. 

TEACHER: That's impossible. 

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. It was feeling crummy!

Q. How did the sun know she was sick?
A. She wasn't feeling so hot.

Q. What do you call a bunch of bees?

A. A good report card.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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