SMS Jokes

It was Christmas time and this woman invited all her family to her house to eat. So they gathered around the table and she asked her son to pray.
He said: "But I do not know what to say."
She said: "Say what I said this morning."
So he said: "Dear God, why did I invite all these people to my house?"

A tiger was giving love success party to his frndz
A cat came & danced
Tiger asked Who r u?
Cat said"I was also a tiger b4 i fell in luv"!......:)

A Newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and
while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of lawyers. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands were not met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

What is the difference between baseball player and a lawyer?
If a baseball player is caught stealing, he?s out!!!

Life is so short
So break the rules
Forgive quickly
Believe slowly
Love truly
Laugh loudly
& Never avoid anything that makes U smile

Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat?
Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee.
Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Santa went to a doctor and asked: What is your fees for visiting patient's home?
Doctor: Rs 300
Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached home.
Doctor: Where is the patient?
Santa: There is no patient. Taxi driver asked for Rs 500 to drop me home but you agreed for Rs 300.
Doctor Shocked... Santa Rocked...

Girlfriend to boyfriend:How much do you love me?
Boyfriend: I am a mobile and you are my sim.
Girlfriend: Oh God... I am so lucky. You love me so much !!
Funny Boyfriend: Thank God! She does not know this is a dual sim mobile.

Santa to girlfriend:Darling, I will buy you a home, car and diamond jewelry.
Girl: Are you coming to park in evening?
Santa: If mummy gives me bus fair, I will definitely come.

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