Stupid Jokes

MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...!
ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...!
PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...!
COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...!
Class Over!

My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces

A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

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