Children And Kids Jokes

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.

Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.

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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”

“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

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