Funny Holi SMS

Dekho Ji.!

Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!

Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,

Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega

WISH U VERY

....HAPPY HOLI....

Tyohar Apni Jagah he,

aur Bill Apni Jagah.

SAMJHE

Aapke life mein mithaas ho 'Cadbury' jaise

Rounak ho 'Asian Paints' jaise

Mehak ho 'Axe' jaise

Tazgi ho 'Colgate' jaise

Aur tension-free rahe

'Huggies' jaise!

"Happy Holi!"

आपने दिल का हाल बताना छोड़ दिया,

हमने भी गहराई में जाना छोड़ दिया.

होली से पहले ही आपने

सुबह नहाना छोड़ दिया?

Me janha janha jata hoon,

Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,

are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,

Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai,

Holi Mubarak!

Arz hai sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli wah wah sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli Mubarak ho apko Happy Holli Happy Holli

Aj holi h soch rha hu daru chor du,

lekin kiske pas,

sbi to kamine h,holi k phle hi pi jayenge.

Let the colours of holi stir vibrant hues of joys and blessings in ur life!! wishing you and your family a very happy holi

Holi par aapko

"Vivah"ki wife,

"Dhoom"ki bike,

"Don"ki life,

"Krrish"ka josh,

"Babul" ka dular aur

"Umravjaan" ka pyar mile

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha”

sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho?”

Sardar bola : maine padha hai “sunday is a holiday”..

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?

He thought it was a movie on Holi

"Achhi (Buri) nazar waale tera muh - KALA..saath me LAL, HARA, NEELA, PILA, GULABI-.To bolo "HOLI Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."

Apun wishing you a wonderful,

Super-duper,

Zabardast,

Xtra-badhiya,

Xtra special,

Ekdum mast and dhinchak,

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

“Happy Holi”.

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