Jokes For Girlfriend

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,

but

not each others phones..!!

Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do!

but the problem is that

Sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don’t

Every girl deserves a guy who makes her forget her heart was ever broken and every guy deserves a girl who appreciates his efforts.

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina :

Boy2: Oh! I know her :-

Boy1: oh How? :

Boy2: actually we were caught sleeping together :

Boy1: what??

What the hell?

Boy2 : during lecture in maths class dude

Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me & she sent me "private pictures" with herself and her new boyfriend .... what should I do

Father: sent them all to her father

Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?

Girl: I wish you were on T.V.

Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?

Girl: Ummm... Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off

Girl:bYe Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter: Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl: Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl: Yahi To Pareshani Hai

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