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Once a 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab ..... the sardar reporter reports on TV ...... "We have just been informed that a 2 seater plane has crashed on a graveyard here and till now 150 bodies have been found out but we r under the impression that there may be more."

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it

Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I havekissed the father instead of his daughter.”

Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”

Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.

Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?”
The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.”
Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?”
First one replied, “No, not that during the blood test they cut my finger.”
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, “Why are you crying?”
The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

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