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Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
My cousin went into our local video shop again and asked "I want to take out Batman Forever". 
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday". 
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie!!
He decided to test it at dinner with his son....
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hrs 
SON: at school (robot slaps son)
SON: okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: which one?
SON: desi boyz....(robot slaps son)
SON: okay, i was watching porn!
DAD: what? Whn I was ur age I dnt know even wht porn was? (robot slaps dad)
MOM: hahahaha:- After all he is ur son!!!! ROBOT SLAPS MOM........
Father: Alright son what have you learned from the show? 
Son: Well, dad it shows that if you drink alcohol you won’t get ring worms.
When ur life is in darkness pray to GodAsk him to free u from darkness and Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
A newly wed couple goes to local politician for blessing.
Politician- We are politician we don't give blessing, we only inaugurate, do you want inauguration?
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?" 
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms." 

Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai? 
Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 
Father to his son : son never drink alcohol 
son : ya dad sure 
father :when you drink alcohol you will see that two people four 
son- but dad there is only one person 
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