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Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Sardar’s girl friend asks him: “Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
Banta Sing to his wife: "You get marry with Santa after my death, 
Wife: "But why? He is our no 1 enemy."
Banta: "This is only way to take revenge with santa sing."
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.
Teacher to sunny : How Old is ur father ?. 
Sunny: As old as I m. 
Teacher: How is it possible? 
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 – 2400 – 3600!!”
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Teacher to Student- Beta, Answr Sheet Pr Sbse Pehle Kya Likhna Chahiye?
Student- Iss Sheet Par Likhe Gye Answr Kalpanik Hai, Jinka Kisi bhi Book Se Koi Smbhndh nai hai."
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?..... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
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