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Teacher - " Can anybody give an example of coincidence?"
Student - "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Santa - "I got married, because i was tired of cooking and washing clothes"
Banta - "But , i got divorce for the same reason"

Mulla Nasrudin went to a church with his illiterate wife.
There was a small board on the door.
"What is written on the board?" -
asked the wife of Mulla Nasruddin.
Mulla replied and tried to open the door , but found it locked.
He turned to his wife and said -
"In other words they have written - GO TO HELL!!!".

A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't u go and try to start anything!"

Professor -"What do you know about Gandhi Jayanti(Gandhi Birth Day anniversary)?"
Munna Bhai - "Gandhi was a popular man, but i dont know who Jayanti was."

2 Dost Jungle Mein,
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
"Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata Tujhe
Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
2nd:"bahut Sare Sitare
1st:"isse Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd:"asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st:"abey Newton Ki Aulad, Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai.

Chuho Ki Gang Talwar Lekr Ja Rhi Thi.
Sher Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Ek Chuha Bola, Haathi Ki Item Ko Kisi Ne Ched Diya Hai Aur Naam Hamara Aaya Hai
Lashen Bicha Denge Lashen..

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.

Santa knocks the door
Banta:"kaun hai ??
Santa:"mai hoon
Banta:"mai kaun ??
Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,
Neend sukoon se aati hai,
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
Aisa kiyon hai ?
Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai.

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