Just Joking

A boy was about to leave, but before he did, he gave his girl a dozen of roses. 11 were real + 1 was artificial he told the girl, don't cry I will love you until the last 1 dies.

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place — you either married it or gave birth to it!

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Rose are red; violets are blue; when I think of you, my writing comes out corny.

My heart is connected with yours so when you need me just press the emergency buzzer on your heart and ill be running over for you.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.

Majburiyo Ko Hum Ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,

Hum Kaha Rote Hai Halaat Rula Dete Hai,

Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte Hai apko,

Par ap Yad Na Karne Ka ilzam Laga Dete Hai

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

Love is like an earthquake-unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are.

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.

Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.

The worst thing you can do for love is deny it; so when you find that special someone, don't let anyone or anything to get in your way.

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.

You've spent your whole life running and running, trying to catch up with something that has never been there for you. And all you've done is go farther and farther away from the precious love that's been waiting for you all the time.

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.