Just Joking

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

The teacher said to her class, “Does anyone know what is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?”

Little Sarah put up her hand and said, “It’s a blackboard, miss.”

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Teacher asks her class, “Does anybody know what starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?”

Little Benjy puts up his hand and says, “A teapot, miss.”

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..”

One breakfast time, little Rebecca says to her mum, “What two things can't you have for breakfast, mum?”

“I don’t know?”

“Lunch and dinner, of course.”