Jokes For Girlfriend

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.

Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.

Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

Boy: I Love You

Girl: Shut Up You

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can't Live Without You

Girl: Shut Up Boy:I Will Marry You

Girl: Really?

Boy: Shut Up

Girl: Monday 1st show k BALCONY k CORNER wale 2 ticket book kr k rakhna.

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Boy: CORNER wala ticket na mile to?

Girl: Tohh movie dekhenge

A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?

Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.

बीबी के बाप को ससुर कहते हैं,

तो गर्ल-फ्रेंड के बाप को क्या कहेंगे ???

शादी के लिए हाँ कर दी तो “ससुर”,

नहीं तो “असुर” !!!

Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.

Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Mammy:Beti Kaha Gai Thi?

Beti:Mamma Mere Classmate Nitin Se Milne.

Mammy:Kis Liye?

Beti:Aap Bhi Na Mamma,main Kaise Leti Mujhe Saram Aati Hai.

Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..

Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho,mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.

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