Cool SMS-2

What's the difference between wife n neighbour's wife? 
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Olny once in your life
u meet someone with whom
u can spend ur time
u can share ur happiness
n sorrows.
Till then enjoy with the wrong one!

Q. What will happen if Brooke shield marries james bond? 
A. She will become BrookE BOND.

A candle may melt
And its fire may die,
But the love you have given me
Will always stay as a flame in my heart.

Last night God gave me 2 choices
Either to have a good friend like you
Or to have excellent memory
I don’t remember what I chose…

I'm getting married next month. 
There would be a small party and 
Only a few people will be invited. 
Don't bring any gift. 
Just bring someone to - Marry Me! 

Sweet fruits r nice to eat
Sweet words r nice to say
But sweet people r really hard to find
My goodness, 
How the hell did 
You manage to find me!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

i like your smile,
i want 2 touch your lips,
i want 2 taste your teeth,
i want 2 kiss your tongue,
after all you will feel fresh
because i am your friend COLGATE TOOTH PASTE...

Look at the sky & see gods glory.
Look at the moon & see gods wonder.
Look at the mirror & see gods Blunder…
Just kidding! Hope I made you smile.
Have a nice day! 

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