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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

If drama was a city, honey, you'd be the mayor.

A rupee is easy 2 earn...but a smile is hard 2 find...rupee loses its value...smile increases its worth..i lost a rupee when i sms u...but who cares! i won ur smile...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, 'What is this, a joke?'

Breaking News:
Rahul to Retire.
BJP President: Wow, it's time to celebrate.
Secretary: Sir, it's Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics.

True friends r like diamonds They r real & rare.False friends r like leaves They r scattered everywhere.I was lucky to have found the diamond in you.

Never expect things to happen. It's better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed. 

Q : What did blonde's mom say to her before her date?
A : if you're not in bed by 12, come home.

My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears Bcoz you are far away from me. I wish you were near me today To cut these onions instead of me.

We always feel bad & think that good things happen only to others But we forget that we are others for someone else too.

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