Husband Wife Jokes-1

wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.  

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…& the other ensures U Continue to do so. 

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple. A woman does not have a wife..!!!  

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! 
Pati: or kaash tum esi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.  

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu shesh naag ki Godh mein lete hon. 

Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! 

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. 

Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai upar pahuch gayi.

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai. 

Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”  

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