Husband Wife Jokes-2

Pati : Darling aaj sunday hai to soch raha hu ki thoda Enjoy kiya jae...
Patni : Achhha Idea hai
Pati : PVR main mast Movie chal rahi hai, isliye main evening show ke 3 Ticket laya hu...
Patni : 3 kis liye ?
Pati : Tumhare liye aur Tumhare Mammy Papa ke liye.... 

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?  

Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.
Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai. 

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one? 

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi 

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill … 

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.  

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana 

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai? 
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband se hisse mein aate hai, aur biwi Be-Gum ho jati hai. 

Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya, main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho… 

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