Teacher Student Jokes-7

Teacher: Where does God live? 
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. 
Teacher: Why do you say that? 
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'  

Teacher: "Anoop, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?"
Anoop: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"  

A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no pencil.” 
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have all the pencils gone?” 

Teacher to girl: “Why are you late?”
Girl: “I started late from home”.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you start early?”
Girl: “By the time I woke up, it was too late to start early” 

Teacher to the student: Why are you tearing up your homework copy?
Student: To keep the elephants away. 
Teacher: But there are no elephants here. 
Student: See, how effective it is!!!  

Teacher:Mohan,Assam is special for what product?
Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!  

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. 

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE : Here it is! 
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!  

Teacher: You weren't at school last Friday, Robert.I heard you were at the movie theatre. 
Robert: That's not true, sir. And I've got the tickets from the football game to prove it.  

Pupil: “Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?” 
Teacher: “But your parents don’t have a computer.” 
Pupil: “Exactly!”  

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