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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."  
Patni (Pati Se) – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?
Pati (Patani Se) – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi. 
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha.Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration! 
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! 
When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best She answers - My husband's cheque book. 
Husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...
wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai, zara si der ke liye bhitha kyun nahi lete. 
Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Huwa Tha.
Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala?
Admi Bola.
Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha.
Khushi K Mare Train K Engine Ko Choom Liya Tha...
Biwi: Kya baat hai Aap ne bahut dino baad aaj mera photo kheencha hai??
Husband:Kuch nai Mere sar pe ab Wild-Life photogrphy ka bhut sawaar hua h 
Wife-Shadi Kai Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,Par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu?
Husband-Kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.. 
PATI:Khana taiyar hai
WIFE:Thodi der aur
PATi:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
WIFE:5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu 
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