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Doctor: Should woman have children after 30?
Patient: Not at all doctor, 30 children are quit enough
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab…..
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Police: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..
Funny Rats Chat..
Rat1: I am so brave that i caught in rat trap and bit it very easily..
Rat2: Not done, me digested the whole bottle of rat poison and enjoyed..
Rat3: Bye, it is my time to go home to irritate the cat…
Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Student: Mice
Teacher: What is the plural of baby?
Student: Twins.
Wife: Why you always keep on sleeping
Husband: Because one genius said me that your future depends on your dreams, so i sleep for good dreams.


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