Just Joking

Lines by School boy…Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

Cheeers!!
Good news 4u.
Thums up pio.
pepsi pio.
juice pio.
beer pio.
kyunki

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HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!!
Karlo susu chaddi me!!

A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up soon &
try to solve your own problems.
Don’t depend on others

Romantic Lines of SMALL CHILD
Me tume bhulne ki bahot kosis kalta hu,
pal kya kalu mummy loz BAADAM thila deti hai,
aul muje tumali yad fil aajati hai

3 Things to learn from a CHILD:
-To Be Happy For No Reason.
-To Be Always Busy Doing Something.
-To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego.

We all spend so much money for
buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
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Stop smiling
It’s Childhood…

Cute Lines:
Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz
You can easily Smile at anybody but
Cant Cry without True Feelings!!

Ultimate Kaliyug:
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?
1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!

A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl:Boy: your name seems to be very small,
So,
Can i add my name with ur name!

K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!!
Boy: Meri chaddi mein

Cute son
Son: mom, who is girlfriend?
Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one.
Son: if i didn’t become good?
Dad: then you will have many.

A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu.

Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”

OFFICE ARITHMETIC-
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!

HUMBLE REQUEST..He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy..
Now he needs our help..
Please save Vijay Mallya..
Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess..

What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..Never miss it!!