Just Joking

Teacher : Pappu tell me a story with Moral.Pappu : Maine usko phone kiya .... wo so rahi thi....phir usne mujhe phone kiya to main so raha tha...Moral : Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

Wife to Husband :'Tell Me How Beutiful am I'Husband : 'Too Much Darling...'Wife : ' Tell me How Much...'Husband :' Too Much Darling...'Wife: ' Clearly tell me how much...'Husband:'You are so beautiful that I want one more wife just like you !!'

Ek Pagal Aaine me khud ko dekhkar sochne laga 'isko kahin dekha hai.......kafi der sochane ke baad wo achanak chillaya :'Abe Sala Ye To Wo Hi Hai Jo Us Din Mere Sath Baal Katwa raha Tha... '

Teacher to Student : A...B...C...D sunao.Student : A...B....C...DTeacher : aur suno...Student: aur to sab theek thaak hai, upar wale ki daya hai... aap sunaiye sab khairiyat.

Two girls are traveling in a trainGirl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.....UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA.

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya krogehusband=me nirmal baba ke pas jaugawife=baba se kya kahogehusband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.Boy- Tum to aise bol rahi ho jese k humko net se download kiya h.

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?Papa- Bilkul marte theBeta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?Santa: Biwi SeJailer: Maa-Baap se nahiSanta: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyengebiwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!