Just Joking

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

Santa - I gave a moving performance in singing.Banta: what do you mean by moving performance?Santa: everyone moved out of theater.

Wife: what will you give to me if i’ll climb mount Everest successfully?Husband: gentle push!

One day santa’s girlfriend asks him, darling; at our engagement will you give me a ring? santa:ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

Banta: marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: birla cement. banta: kyon?Santa: kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. here are some sleeping pills.Wife: when must i give them to him? doctor: they are for u.

Teacher: four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence... student: wow!

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.