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Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: "Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."



Wife: Look at dat drunker

Husband: Who is He?
Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh My God, he is still celebrating :)

स्कूल से अपने बेटे पप्पू के काफी सारे प्रेम प्रसंगों और बुरी आदतों की शिकायतें आने के बाद एक दिन संता उसे बुलाया और कहा।

संता: बेटा मुझे समझ नहीं आ रहा तुम्हे कैसे कहूं पर मुझे लगता की वह वक्त आ गया है जब हम दोनों स्त्री-पुरुष संबंधों के बारे में आपस में खुल कर बातचीत करें।
संता की बात सुन पप्पू तपाक से बोला, "अरे पापा शर्माइये नहीं बताइए ना आप क्या जानना चाहते हैं"?

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,

Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..


Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.



Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.

Banta came to meet Santa at his house.

He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked.
"Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta.
Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!


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