Funny SMS Jokes about Exams

Fact of the day… . . .80 percent of the exam is always based on one lecture that You missed and one topic that You didn't prepare.

Studying is two types.One is Hard Subject which Can not be studied and other is easy subject that doesn't need to be studied.

I cried when I failed in two subjects but I smiled when I came to know my friend failed in five subjects.

Amazing Policy of Students......One week before the examination we refer......Forgive author......One day before examination.....local author.....and finally on the day of examination...'We are the authors'.

If you cry on seeing the question paper, it is an insult and If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement....oh....Happy Exams Day.

Father to Son after the examination.

“Let me see your report card.

“son my friend just borrowed it.

he wants to scare his parents.”

Teacher: children exams are nearing,

If you have any doubt u can ask me..

Boys: In which printing Press the question paper are printed?

एक पडोसी दूसरे पडोसी से,कल रात आपने अपने बच्चे

को बहुत पीटा। आखिर ऐसी क्या गलती हो गई उससे?

दूसरा-दरअसल दो दिन बाद इसका रिजल्ट निकलने वाला

है और मैं आज ही एक महीने के लिए टूर पर जा रहा हूँ.

When you know that you are going to fail in examination...then talk the entire way through the exam, read question papers aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, I am sure you can Hear me thinking...then start talking about what a jerk the instruction is.

To accomplish great things, We must not only just act about it, but also dream...feel....not only plan but also believe, best wishes for examination.

Lovely days in my life...Childhood days, School days....college days....and Horrible days in life are....Examination days.

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