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Funny SMS Jokes about Exams



It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Student's life:-
Whole year:
DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..
Last two days before examinatio.....
SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA.....

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Four things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
.
.
We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that ?
Pupil: It's snowing outside !

According to newton’s 4th law for exams- Every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust
until some external or internal exam moves it

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

As good luck would have it.
Those who have succeeded at anything and
Don't mention luck are kidding themselves

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

Two Reasons To Give
Exam …
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …


A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.

Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara"

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam.
Class: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” come again and again...


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